Okay. Here it is. The Definitive 8 Mile Review.

If you grew up middle class: 7/10.
If you grew up working class: 8/10.
If you grew up in Michigan: add a point.
If you grew up upper class: subtract a point.
If you've ever had a car figure as a major character in your life: add a point.
If you're squeamish about language: subtract a point.
If you're squeamish about language but you get the point: add a point.
If you're not squeamish about language but you don't get the point: subtract a point.

I know nothing about Eminem. Okay that's not true, I live in Michigan and I know he's been in a lot of trouble re: both his wife and his mother. And I know he was considered a public enemy to common decency due to his profaneness and vulgarness.

Public enemies shouldn't have such exquisite faces.